"But max you dont even like girls!"

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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So Bowuigi idea where everyone like ends up in Brooklyn for something like idk what and Mario and Luigis mom ends up seeing the koopalings and hear them call Luigi ‘dad’ and ‘papa’ and she had no idea so it goes down like this

Mama: (seemingly furious) Do you mean to tell me all this time you’ve been in a serious relationship? With a giant turtle man-thing? And you didn’t bother to tell me?

Luigi: W-well mama I-I thought-

Mama: And you have all these children, who seem to love you and see you as another father and you- (smiles and looking happily at the koopalings) didn’t bring them to meet their nonna?

(Then she proceeds to dote over each of the koopalings like a loving grandma, hugs and hard candies galore.)

Luigi: I don’t get it, I thought she’d be furious

Mario: Well you did just give her 8 grandkids

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Anonymous asked:

Luigis’ kicked puppy demeanour enchants me…. there’s just something about the way his eyes glitter when he cries that’s too cute. No wonder villains are possessing/controlling/kidnapping him every other day.

idk what that says about me but it’s just something I’d like to get off my chest. 🤷🏻‍♀️

istadris answered:

HGNNNNN I FEEL YOU SO MUCH ANON !!

I want to hold him gently in my hands and feed him his favourite food just to see his eyes light up and have him make his little moustache smile.

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I also want to shake him like a dog toy and make him curl on himself with that look of fear and confusion.

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He makes such cute little noises and faces when he’s scared and vulnerable, he’s baby, he’s submissive and breedable, he’s adorable, I want to bully him without any mercy.

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In fact I want everyone to bully him or coddle him in their own ways.

I want Bowser to toy with him like he does with the moustache in the movie and chew him.

I want Peasley to sweep him off his feet with a dazzling smile and a pretty flower.

I want King Boo to invade his personal space with a horrifying grin and make him squeal in fright.

I want Peach to give him one innocent little peck on the cheek on purpose to make him blush and fluster.

I want DK to give him a big ass noogie and call him a nerd.

I want Mario to hold him and mercilessly tickle him until he’s crying with laughter.

I want Daisy to pick him up like he’s weighting nothing and call him sweetie and make his heart go bim babadimbadaboumboumboum

I want Dimentio to play twisted mind games with him until he’s losing his mind.

I WANT TO MAKE HIM EVERYONE’S BITCH BUT ALSO THE PRECIOUS DARLING BABY GIRL OF THE ENTIRE MARIO VERSE

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Mostly Megop [6]

I've been too busy lately, so I'm gonna post a little earlier those fanarts cuz I don't think I'll be able to draw fanarts for a while.

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a doodle for my headcanon!

IDW Optimus has relatively thick square thighs because he often jumps from high places so I think he needs thick legs to bear his weight.

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fanart for Squiggle's fanfic . peak sex comedy

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somehow Megatron's Holoform in MTMTE feels like All Might in MHA to me.

I mean, he thought of himself as old and thought Fool's Energon was really an effective drug. I think that those sentiments were probably reflected in his holoform.

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they are doing typical asian parenting (this is that kind of joke) so i won't translate it lol

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"You've won a war and you think that elevates you."

The most underrated line of cyclonus

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